Thursday, March 23, 2006

Science shows rapid warming & cities underwater

TUCSON -- The new issue of the journal Science features new research by Univ. of Arizona climate scientist Jonathan Overpeck showing if global warming trends continue and ice keeps melting sea levels could rise by 20 feet within generations.

Check out the maps. Huge areas where millions of people live will be underwater, including big parts of the US southeast and east coast.

Still want that gas-guzzling SUV? Be sure to get the submarine model.

One major contributor to global warming pollution in Tucson tonight is VP Dick Cheney, here to help rake in corporate money while showing Arizonans that Jon Kyl is his right-wing buddy. Cheney flew in to town in his own big jet, drives around in a speeding caravan of flashy huge limos and Suburbans, and will wine and dine in climate-controlled comfort under bright lights.

If Cheney and Kyl own coastal property they'll likely be selling it to some suckers and investing in high elevation undisclosed bunkers.


LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder said...

Some comforts to global warming and the melting of the ice-caps (Though I do not believe that all of them will melt)

1. Senator Kennedys estate will be Neptune East.

2. San Francisco will grow smaller and force the lunies that live there to seek shelter elsewhere (they have ruined my beautiful city)

3. Los Angeles will become a swimming hole and cars will no longer be polluting the entire LA Basin.

4. Seattle will sink and Starbucks HQ will be a thing of the past.

5. Portland will go under water and it will be a pleasure to see so many anarchists homeless.

6. New York will be under water and property values will FINALLY come down.

You gotta take the good with the bad eh?

shrimplate said...

To people like LIAMD, there's nothing funnier than the ruination of some of the greatest of American cities, and blanket displacement of all the people who live in these, despite their political affiliation.

For you see, LIAMD is a true patriotic American who loves his fellow citizens and the land they occupy.

Or not. Whatever.

LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder said...

Shrimplate fails to see the sarcasm in my post as it refers to the inferences of the original post by mr daniel

Like shrimplate said...whatever

shrimplate said...

Whenever some psychopathic wingnut makes a trollish and hateful remark, they always cop to "humor" or "sarcasm." When in fact, they are just being very cruel and mean-spirited.

Their lack of insight into this disallows them from seeing the severity of their emotional dysfunction.

Why they should choose to come to a site like this to proclaim their crippled mentality is puzzling, for there are other places, like Free Republic and Redstate, that welcome psychopaths openly, and celebrate their disdain and mockery of others.

AtomicToad said...

When the conservatives are standing knee deep in water in Central Park, they will no doubt be blaming it on Clinton's genitals...