Dump ChiSox for better team, the Detroit Tigers

TUCSON -- The lame Chicago White(bread) Sox want to move to wack smoggy Glendale for spring training. It may be a scam and suck for Pima County, but we should make them pay and let them go.

The Sux don't want to be here, and so don't deserve Tucson anymore.

Pima County should go after the AL Champ Detroit Tigers, who train in Florida, and make the Sox help bring them to Tucson.

No more pro sports subsidies, please.